34 Funny guess quotes

• In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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  15 hours ago

  awkward, awkward moment, baby, best, child, conversation, drunken, drunken night, family, family conversation, guess, honesty, humor, i, moment, night, parenting, response, retrospect, stupidity, where

• Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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  19 hours ago

  another, cute, daily, daily life, day, guess, humor, i, life, morning, motivation, waking, waking up, wealthy, work

• I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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  20 hours ago

  around, clothing, cozy, cozy clothing, dryer, fresh, fun, funny habit, game, guess, guessing, guessing game, habit, humor, i, laundromat, laundry, love, plus, putting, underwear, warm, warm underwear

• The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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  3 weeks ago

  ability, able, exactly, female, female intuition, following, girl, guess, guessing, humor, intuition, media, relationship, social, social media

• My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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  4 weeks ago

  16, Christmas, guess, here, humor, i, joke, jokes, mall, me, parent, parents, real, right, Santa, teenager, told

• Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

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  1 month ago

  again, Christmas, fat, getting, gift, guess, holiday, humor, joke, repetition, same, self-deprecation, thing

• I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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  2 months ago

  accidental, accidental click, accidentally, ad, advertisement, click, dead, digital, digital life, guess, humor, i, life, marketing, online, online ad, over, phone, pop-up, pop-up ad, product, tracking

• My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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  2 months ago

  care, chew, dental, dental care, dental plan, guess, humor, i, joke, just, mouth, plan, side

• This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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  2 months ago

  attitude, called, casual, casual attitude, chapter, guess, humor, i, indifference, life, life chapter, ok, uncertainty, whatever

• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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  2 months ago

  brain, brain tumor, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guess, headache, health, health humor, humor, joke, lack, lack of sleep, malnutrition, medical, medical joke, migraine, poor, poor position, position, sleep, stress, tumor

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