22 Funny guess quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

  Commentary:
  Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

  …

  Commentary:
  "Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

  Commentary:
  "Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the bravest man who ever dared to tell a woman to 'calm down' 😂👋 May his memory serve as a cautionary tale for future generations of men everywhere! Farewell, dear sir, you shall be dearly missed… by no one. 🙅‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes 📱🕷️🕸️ #PrioritiesShifted"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Netflix, the ultimate relationship test for "chill" partners. 📺💰 When the subscription price goes up, so does the commitment level! 😂 Looks like it's time to redefine what "Netflix and chill" means in the budgeting dictionary. 💸🛋️ #NetflixAndBudgets

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

  Commentary:
  🤧💔 "Goodbye cruel world, for I have a cold and apparently that's the end of the line for me. Farewell, tissues and chicken soup, it's been real." 😂👋

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your phone is hitting up all the hot spots while you're catching Zs! 🕺📱 Who knew charging cables were actually just party invitations? Time to join the fun or get a backup battery to keep up with your phone's wild nightlife adventures! 🔋🎉

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