36 Funny hand quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

  Commentary:
  Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

  Commentary:
  Attempting to shake hands with a palm tree is an ambitious endeavor! 🌴🤝🤣

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  6 days ago

  Share →: The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

  Commentary:
  Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: Always keep an extra ace up your sleeve… and a good poker face! 🤫🃏😄"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

  Commentary:
  "New conversation hack: Sock it to 'em! 🧦😂 They'll be speechless (and possibly sockless)!"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸‍♂️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

  Commentary:
  "Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭

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