56 Funny hand quotes

Funny hand quotes 🤲😂 are the perfect way to tickle your funny bone and give a high-five to humor! Whether you’re waving hello to laughter or giving sarcasm a big hand, these witty gems are here to lend a hand in making you smile. From slapstick to clever puns, they’ll have you clapping with joy and maybe even facepalming in amusement! 🙌✨ Get ready to chuckle and share the fun! 😄👏

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Digging up the past, hoping for a high-five from history! 🏺🤚🤣

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Guess my master plan to avoid jogging just leaked! 🤦‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Looks like your twin won the secret sibling lottery! 🎉🎈😂

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. 🙆‍♂️🌀🐱

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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Penguins must have the most patient editors—those tiny flippers aren’t built for typing! 🐧📙✍️😆

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Attempting to shake hands with a palm tree is an ambitious endeavor! 🌴🤝🤣

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣