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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.
Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.
You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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1 week ago
Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Commentary:
"Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Commentary:
🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭
3 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Commentary:
"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"
3 months ago
Share →: You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Commentary:
"Ah, the artistic masterpiece reminiscent of a left-handed doodle 🎨🤪! It's like abstract art meets chaos theory 🌀. Who knew creativity could be so liberating and confusing at the same time? Bravo for embracing the unconventional, darling! 👏😜"
3 months ago
Share →: If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Commentary:
"Well, evolution might need to pick up the pace on that one and give moms a few extra hands to juggle all the chaos they deal with on a daily basis. Until then, moms will just have to rely on their superhuman multitasking skills to get through the day!"
3 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
4 months ago
Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Commentary:
🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶
4 months ago
Share →: Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Commentary:
🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Commentary:
📱😄 "Apologies for the delayed likes! In my defense, my phone has practically been an extension of my hand since the ancient times of 2012. Time flies when you're scrolling social media, right?" 🕰️🤳
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic gravitational force reminder to stay humble 📱😂 Remember, even our trusty phones have a way of keeping us in check with a slap to the face when we least expect it! 💥🤦‍♂️ #GravityCheck"