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6 months ago
Share →: No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Commentary:
"Whether you're feeling fried, mashed, or just a little cheesy, remember that a potato 🥔 is always there to lend a helping mash 🤣 Embrace the spud-tacular power of potatoes in all of life's fry-ses!"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Commentary:
"Who needs a snack bowl when you've got a built-in chip stash in your lap 🤷‍♂️🥔🤣 Just be careful not to spill them all over yourself in the first place! 😅 #ClumsyChipsFinder"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Commentary:
"Who needs romance when you have a fridge full of delicious food? 🍔🍕 Single or married, just make sure your pantry is well-stocked for a happy life! 😉🥗 #FoodOverLove"
6 months ago
Share →: That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical moment when you embark on a journey to Flavor Town, known as chewphoria! 🍔🎉 It's like a burst of happiness with every munch, a symphony of flavors dancing in your mouth! Just remember to chew, not swoon! 😋 #ChewphoriaGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Commentary:
"Life without cheese? That's a recipe for disaster! 🧀🎶 Who needs sunshine when you've got a gooey, melty grilled cheese to brighten your day? Keep the cheese coming and let the good times roll! 😄🧀 #CheeseIsLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of finding happiness in avoiding certain individuals like the plague 🙅‍♂️ Sometimes, true joy can be found in the art of selective social distancing. Who knew peace could come with a side of avoiding awkward encounters? 😅 #EmbracingTheAntiSocialLife"
6 months ago
Share →: All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet symphony of human interaction 🤷‍♂️ Some bring sunshine and rainbows ☀️🌈 while others bring bonus points for stealthy exits 🚪🏃‍♂️. It's a mixed bag of emotions and surprises! 😄 #PeopleAreFun"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
"Cheeseburgers: the ultimate mood swing ninjas 🍔🤪 One bite and you'll be experiencing a whole new level of happiness – it's like a delicious flavor rollercoaster for your taste buds! 🎢 #CheeseburgerMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! 💸 Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? 😜💰 #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"