42 Funny happy quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
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  2 months ago

  View →: God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
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  4 months ago

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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
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  4 months ago

  View →: People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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