82 Funny happy quotes

• When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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  3 hours ago

  children, companionship, dog, family, happiness, happy, house, humor, love, parenting, pets, relationships, someone, teenager

• Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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  9 hours ago

  bed, comfort, cozy, even, ever, funny question, happiness, happy, question, relaxation, sleep, wish

• All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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  9 hours ago

  90s, cigarette, cigarettes, happiness, happy, music, nostalgia

• Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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  9 hours ago

  3, asking, doing, employee, employees, happy, hiring, humor, i, interview, job, jobs, let, me, please, reference, references, same, start, talk, think, workplace

• August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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  18 hours ago

  almost, August, Christmas, Christmas shopping, costume, Halloween, Halloween costume, happy, holiday, holiday planning, humor, management, new, new year, next, over, pick, planning, seasonal, seasonal humor, September, shopping, start, time, time management, week, year

• I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

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  19 hours ago

  actually, before, birthday, check, communication, expectation, happy, honesty, humor, i, interaction, me, memory, social, social interaction, tell, told

• When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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  21 hours ago

  age, age gap, communication, dumb, gap, happiness, happy, humor, means, misunderstanding, old, old person, people, person, pretty, say, slang

• Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

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  21 hours ago

  complain, coping, coping mechanism, emotion, happiness, happy, mechanism, media, private, public, social, social media, stress, Twitter

• Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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  23 hours ago

  attendance, being, everyone, happy, hell, humor, just, late, lateness, liked, office, perk, perks, popularity, work

• If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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  1 day ago

  attention, awareness, enough, happiness, happy, humor, irony, know, mood, observation, paying

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