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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Making waves on Messenger:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Going viral on TikTok:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Reported on Messenger:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Funny happy quotes are the perfect pick-me-up when you’re feeling down 🌞😂! They’re like tiny bundles of joy wrapped in words, ready to sprinkle laughter and positivity into your day 🌈✨. Whether you’re sipping your morning coffee or winding down after a long day, these witty gems will have you giggling and grinning from ear to ear 😄☕. So, dive into a world where humor meets happiness and let the good vibes roll 🌀🎉!

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Shared recently on X:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Just shared via Messenger:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Reported on WeChat:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Breaking via Reddit:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Breaking via Threads:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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