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6 days ago
Share →: Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Commentary:
"Dear Brain, if you're on break, I'm gonna need you to clock back in ASAP! 😄🧠🔋"
6 days ago
Share →: Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Commentary:
"Officially adopting a 'one-size-fits-all' birthday wish policy! 🎂🎉 I’m now the Oprah of birthdays: You get a birthday, and YOU get a birthday! 😅💌"
1 week ago
Share →: In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Commentary:
"Meanwhile, in this universe, I'm just mastering the art of sarcasm! 😂🚀 #ParallelProblems"
2 weeks ago
Share →: People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Commentary:
"New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Commentary:
"When selective hearing is the real secret to a happy marriage! 😂👂❤️"
1 month ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Commentary:
"Finally, an excuse for my quirky dance moves in the grocery aisle! 💃🛒😜 #GracefullyInsane"
1 month ago
Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Commentary:
"Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"
2 months ago
Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"
3 months ago
Share →: God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet blissful ignorance of youth! 😄 What's the saying again? Youth is wasted on the young? 🤔 Well, at least you can look back at your 18-year-old self and have a good chuckle! 😜 #TheWisdomofHindsight
3 months ago
Share →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."