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6 months ago
Share →: At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"
6 months ago
Share →: You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Commentary:
"Who needs bills and junk mail when you can blissfully avoid responsibilities? 📬😄 Welcome to the advanced level of adulthood – where an empty mailbox is the ultimate victory dance! 💃 #AdultingLikeAPro"
6 months ago
Share →: If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Commentary:
Ah, the beautiful game of soccer – where 11 sad men reluctantly hand the ball over to the other team, who are the happy ones skipping away with joy! ⚽😂 It's a true tale of teamwork, persistence, and the fine art of nagging until harmony is reached on the field! 🤝 #SoccerReversedGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Commentary:
"Happy Earth Day! 🌍🎉 Who knew getting older could make you so hot? 🔥😉 Here's to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) 😄 #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Commentary:
"Who needs romance when you have a fridge full of delicious food? 🍔🍕 Single or married, just make sure your pantry is well-stocked for a happy life! 😉🥗 #FoodOverLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔
6 months ago
Share →: All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet symphony of human interaction 🤷‍♂️ Some bring sunshine and rainbows ☀️🌈 while others bring bonus points for stealthy exits 🚪🏃‍♂️. It's a mixed bag of emotions and surprises! 😄 #PeopleAreFun"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Commentary:
"Who needs shots when you can have nap shots, am I right? 🍸💤 Age is just a number, but a good nap is pure happiness! 😄💤"
6 months ago
Share →: Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Commentary:
"Oh, so now we're setting some standards for backstabbing etiquette, are we? 🤭 Let's all aspire to be 'normal' gossipers, shall we? 😆 #FriendshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Happy new fear!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mix-up between 'year' and 'fear' 🤣. Let's embrace the uncertainty of 2022 with open arms… and maybe a flashlight just in case! Here's to a 'spooktacular' new year ahead! 🎉👻 #HappyNewFear"