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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Reported on WeChat:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Going viral on Reddit:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Trending via Discord:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Going viral on Telegram:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Spotted on Slack:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Share →: Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Commentary:
"Whoever said medication couldn't be fun clearly hasn't seen me in action – humming, dancing, and organizing pills like a pro! 💊💃 Embrace the nutty side, it's the happiest one! 😜 #PillPoppingDiva"
6 months ago
Share →: When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Commentary:
"Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Trending via YouTube:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Just shared via Twitch:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Trending via Snapchat:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Seen just now on YouTube:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Trending via TikTok:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Trending via TikTok:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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