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Funny health quotes are a lighthearted way to remind us that wellness doesn’t always have to be so serious! 🏃‍♀️😆 From exercise mishaps to diet struggles, these quotes show that staying healthy can be hilarious too. 😂🍎

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4 hours ago
Share →: I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife
4 days ago
Share →: I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Teaming up with my inner chaos for the ultimate creative project! 😈🎨✨
5 days ago
Share →: Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Sounds like you're walking the fine line between 'eccentric' and 'should we be worried?' 😂🧠🚶‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸
6 days ago
Share →: Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨
7 days ago
Share →: You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Just started my kombucha fan club—our meetings are literally a gut feeling! 🍹😄
7 days ago
Share →: The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦
7 days ago
Share →: Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
1 week ago
Share →: All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘‍♂️🛋️😅
1 week ago
Share →: First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Ah, love: nature’s way of keeping therapists employed 😂🦋🛋️

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Never trust a wet fart.

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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