403 Funny health quotes

• Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

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  7 days ago

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• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  7 days ago

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• Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

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  7 days ago

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• Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

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  7 days ago

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• My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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  7 days ago

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• Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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  7 days ago

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• God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

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  1 week ago

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• I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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  1 week ago

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• Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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  1 week ago

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• I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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  1 week ago

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