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180 Funny health quotes

Funny health quotes are a lighthearted way to remind us that wellness doesn’t always have to be so serious! 🏃‍♀️😆 From exercise mishaps to diet struggles, these quotes show that staying healthy can be hilarious too. 😂🍎

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

3 days ago

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

4 days ago

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

2 weeks ago

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

2 weeks ago

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

2 weeks ago

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

2 weeks ago

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

2 weeks ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

2 weeks ago

Muting morons is good for your health.

3 weeks ago

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

3 weeks ago

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

3 weeks ago

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

1 month ago

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

1 month ago

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

1 month ago

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

1 month ago

I’m addicted to placebos.

1 month ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

1 month ago

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

1 month ago

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

1 month ago

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

1 month ago

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

1 month ago

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

1 month ago

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

2 months ago

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

2 months ago

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

2 months ago

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

2 months ago

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

2 months ago

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

2 months ago

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

2 months ago

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

2 months ago