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Funny health quotes

Oct 9
Share →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.
Oct 2
Share →: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.
Sep 23
Share →: I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
Sep 22
Share →: I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.
Sep 22
Share →: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Sep 22
Share →: Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
Sep 22
Share →: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Sep 22
Share →: Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.