Funny hesitate quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

  Commentary:
  Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙‍♀️🕯️📜

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

  Commentary:
  "Please hesitate to get in touch with me. My procrastination game is strong 💁‍♂️⏳ Who knows when I'll eventually reply? It's a surprise for both of us! 🤣📱 #DelayTactics #MasterOfProcrastination"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

  Commentary:
  Oh, what a spectacular display of contradictory encouragement! 🤔 Fantastic! So, should we ask, or shouldn't we ask? 🤷‍♂️ The mystery deepens! Don't hesitate… unless you should? 🤣 Just a minor linguistic malfunction, I'm sure. Just roll with it! 😄

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