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Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Shared recently on X:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Making waves on Messenger:

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

96 shares on Discord this month:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

17 shares on X this month:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I suffer from awesomnia.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Going viral on Reddit:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Spotted on Threads:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Going bananas on Twitch:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Spotted on Discord:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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