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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Breaking via Telegram:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Making waves on WeChat:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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