41 Funny hit quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

  Commentary:
  "All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

  Commentary:
  "Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

  Commentary:
  😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

  Commentary:
  🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's ready to splurge at Michaels! 💸🎨 Don't worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! 🛠️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this kid didn't just lose his balance, but gained a superpower! 🚲🐝 Must've been quite the buzzzzz. Talk about a 'stinging' revelation! 🤯😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

  Commentary:
  "If you're going to be a backseat driver, at least do it quietly 🚗💥 Otherwise, it's going to be a real scream fest in here! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dreaded "at your age…" It's the medical equivalent of being handed the senior citizen discount card without warning. 🧓👴 But hey, at least now you can milk it for all it's worth – demand extra soft pillows and all the Jell-O you can eat! 💊😂 #AGEisJustaNumber

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