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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

3 months ago

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

3 months ago

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

3 months ago

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

3 months ago

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

3 months ago

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

3 months ago

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

3 months ago

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

3 months ago

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

3 months ago

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

3 months ago