54 Funny hit quotes

• “Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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  1 month ago

  after, better, communication, confession, hit, humor, i, left, media, message, mistake, myself, regret, self-talk, send, social, social media, texting, things, think, unsaid

• If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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  2 months ago

  allegation, allegations, attitude, confidence, enough, fly, gay, gay allegation, hit, humor, identity, joke, never

• There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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  2 months ago

  chair, count, English, English language, enough, express, expression, frustration, hit, humor, i, insult, language, much, never, properly, sarcasm, string, together, violence, want, word, word count, words

• I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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  2 months ago

  breakup, clothes, fire, gasoline, hit, humor, i, pile, relationship, sarcasm, tell, turbulence

• “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, comparison, culture, different, floor, funny comparison, hit, humor, humorous, humorous quote, joke, let, men, music, music joke, parody, pop, pop culture, same, song, song parody, view

• Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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  2 months ago

  age, brain, childhood, days, difficulty, easier, gaming, hard, hit, humor, just, kid, matter, mental, mental age, nostalgia, opposite, patience, puzzle, wait, Zelda

• Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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  2 months ago

  1996, 1996 movie, believe, celebrate, celebration, comedy, culture, day, federal, federal holiday, hit, holiday, holiday humor, humor, independence, Independence Day, movie, movie reference, pop, pop culture, reference, still

• Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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  2 months ago

  9, coffee, comparison, expense, free, hit, humor, iced, iced latte, latte, luxury, never, office, preference, unfortunately

• I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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  2 months ago

  arrow, back, before, choice, decision, experience, hit, humor, i, internet, just, leave, me, navigation, page, said, technology, user, user experience, website

• Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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  2 months ago

  after, best, email, hit, humor, i, mistake, procrastination, proofreading, send, typo

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