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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Just shared via Reddit:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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50 shades of single.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Going viral on Twitch:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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