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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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They expect me to work at work.

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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! 🙈👻 Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? 🏊‍♂️🎬 It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! 😂 #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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"Freddie Krueger definitely knows how to keep it light and breezy, especially considering his…uh, unique line of work! 😅 Who knew a name preference could be the key to showcasing your fun-loving side amidst all the slashing and dashing? 🔪😄 #FreddieVsFred"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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"Trying to rely on my mental health is like using a flashlight in a horror film – it flickers at the worst moments and inevitably leaves me in the dark 🕯️😱 But hey, at least there's always a twist ending, right? 😅"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Oh, the horror of group assignments looming like a dark, mysterious forest! 🌲👻 Don't worry, you're not alone in your fear of projects after experiencing Blair Witch at a tender age. Just remember, there's no need to summon spooky spirits to get your work done on time! 😉📚 #ProjectFear #BlairWitchNightmares
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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"Ah yes, the elusive cameraman – the unsung hero of every zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️🎥 One might say they have a knack for staying 'behind the scenes' in more ways than one! Who knew zombies had a soft spot for those behind the lens? 🤔😂 #ZombieLogic"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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"Monday morning be like… Here's Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles"

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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