65 Funny hot quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

  Commentary:
  "Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷‍♀️🛒✨"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

  Commentary:
  "When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

  Commentary:
  "I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

  Commentary:
  "Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

  Commentary:
  "Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

  Commentary:
  "Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

  Commentary:
  "That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"

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