61 Funny hot quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.
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  1 week ago

  View →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
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  2 months ago

  View →: I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I need a long hot meteor shower.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?
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  4 months ago

  View →: You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?
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  4 months ago

  View →: The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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