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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Making waves on Threads:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Just shared via Facebook:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Just shared via Facebook:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Broadcasted on X:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Seen just now on Slack:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Trending via Slack:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Going viral on Discord:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Trending via WeChat:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Breaking via Slack:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Trending via YouTube:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Trending via Threads:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Trending via Threads:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Just landed via X:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Freshly posted on X:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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