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53 Funny hot quotes

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

2 weeks ago

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

3 weeks ago

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

1 month ago

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

1 month ago

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

2 months ago

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

2 months ago

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

2 months ago

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

3 months ago

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

3 months ago

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

3 months ago

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

3 months ago

I need a long hot meteor shower.

3 months ago

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

3 months ago

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

3 months ago

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

3 months ago

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

3 months ago

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

3 months ago

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

3 months ago

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

3 months ago

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

3 months ago