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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.
2 weeks ago
Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
1 month ago
Even Hotmail is hotter than me.
1 month ago
Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.
2 months ago
I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.
3 months ago
Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?
3 months ago
Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.
3 months ago
If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.
3 months ago