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55 Funny hour quotes

Funny hour quotes are the perfect blend of wit and whimsy to brighten your day β°πŸ˜„. Whether you’re battling the Monday blues or just need a chuckle during your afternoon slump, these gems deliver a dose of humor right on time πŸ˜‚πŸ‘. From the absurd to the downright hilarious, they’re the ideal pick-me-up for any hour of the day 🌟😜. Get ready to giggle and make time for a little fun! πŸŽ‰πŸ•’

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When someone has β€œDo Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, β€œI’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I love when my grandma texts me β€” because I know it took her an hour.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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