44 Funny hour quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

  Commentary:
  Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement 😂📱🌛

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my bad! Turns out my 'goodnight' had a snooze button! 😴🔄🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

  Commentary:
  "At least my GPS and I have one thing in common—we're both lost! 🚗🔄🤔 #LifeRecalculating"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious allure of the pre-dawn kitchen table…where dads go to contemplate the meaning of life (or maybe just figure out how many cups of coffee it takes to function). ☕️🤔 Rise and shine, it's time for some quality early morning pondering!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

  Commentary:
  "If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"

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