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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.
Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.
If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"
1 month ago
Share →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Commentary:
"Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"
2 months ago
Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Commentary:
Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟
2 months ago
Share →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious allure of the pre-dawn kitchen table…where dads go to contemplate the meaning of life (or maybe just figure out how many cups of coffee it takes to function). ☕️🤔 Rise and shine, it's time for some quality early morning pondering!
2 months ago
Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Commentary:
"Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"
2 months ago
Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"
$Funny hour quotes - If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.$

3 months ago
Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Commentary:
"If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"
3 months ago
Share →: I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Commentary:
"Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule 🕒🔥 Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! ⏰😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Commentary:
"Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"
3 months ago
Share →: I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Commentary:
"Who needs an hour of sleep when you can just embrace the insomnia life like a boss 😎💤 #SleepIsOverrated"