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35 Funny hour quotes
If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
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Mar 18, 2025
I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
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Mar 18, 2025
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Mar 17, 2025
I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.
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Mar 9, 2025
That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
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Feb 22, 2025
The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
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Feb 4, 2025
No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.
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Jan 28, 2025
Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
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Jan 27, 2025
I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
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Jan 27, 2025
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.
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Jan 27, 2025
Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
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Jan 27, 2025
I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.
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Jan 27, 2025
Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.
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Jan 27, 2025
Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.
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Jan 26, 2025
When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.
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Jan 26, 2025
Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.
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Jan 25, 2025
I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
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Jan 25, 2025
Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.
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Jan 25, 2025
People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.
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Jan 23, 2025
Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.
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Jan 23, 2025
Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
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Jan 23, 2025
It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.
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Jan 23, 2025
My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.
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Jan 23, 2025
I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.
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Jan 22, 2025
The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.
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Jan 22, 2025
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