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38 Funny hour quotes

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

4 days ago

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

2 weeks ago

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

2 weeks ago

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

1 month ago

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

1 month ago

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

1 month ago

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

2 months ago

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

2 months ago

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

3 months ago

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

3 months ago

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

3 months ago

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

3 months ago

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

3 months ago

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

3 months ago

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

3 months ago

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

3 months ago

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

3 months ago

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

3 months ago

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

3 months ago

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

3 months ago