Funny hr quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

  Commentary:
  "Next thing you know, she'll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

  Commentary:
  "Get ready for 'Grey's Anatomy: HR Edition' where the real drama happens during performance appraisals and interdepartmental conflict resolution. Forget about love triangles – prepare for the epic battle over who gets the last donut in the break room!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the nickname police from HR is cracking down! 🚨🕵️‍♂️ Say goodbye to all the fun and creativity at work! 🙄 Looks like we'll have to stick to boring old first names now. RIP creativity in the workplace! 😂👔

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like HR is in desperate need of a lesson in kindness 🐄 Maybe they need to mooove on from their judgmental ways! 🤣 #empathyfail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the nostalgia of firsts! 😘💼 Remember that awkward dance of paperwork and office policies? Definitely a memorable – if not slightly traumatizing – experience! 🤣 #OfficeLife #HRhilarity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

  Commentary:
  "Want to spice up your work life? Just remember the two golden rules: 1. Keep HR off your back. 2. Avoid turning your office romance into a soap opera drama. 🚫💔 #WorkplaceRomanceDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your mom's got your colleagues beat in the job security department! 😂👦👧 Who knew family ties could be so enduring at work? Time to start navigating the office jungle gym without climbing over one another! 🐒🌿 #MomKnowsBest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the drama of mixing business formalities with a touch of royal charm! 👑 Perhaps HR just needs a little dose of regal flair in their inbox to spice up their day! 💼✉️🤣 #OfficeRoyalty

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  5 months ago

  Share →: HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

  Commentary:
  🤦‍♂️ "Ah, the classic 'anonymous' survey – HR's way of finding out who has the best handwriting in the office! And of course, nothing says 'anonymous' quite like your boss singling you out as the last one to complete it. Smooth move, HR, real smooth. 📝😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

  Commentary:
  Oh, HR always trying to ruin the fun! 🤣 Remember folks, asking 'How stupid can you be?' is not a challenge, it's just a rhetorical question…maybe. 😜 #HRwoes #OfficeHumor

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