Funny hr quotes

Needlenose in HR says we can't use nicknames anymore.

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

HR: "Please complete our anonymous survey." My boss then later: "Don't forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team."

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

HR has told me to stop saying 'How stupid can you be?' to members of staff. They're worried it's being taken as a challenge.

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025