17 Funny hr quotes — Wordgag ツ

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

1 month ago1 month ago

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

2 months ago2 months ago

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

2 months ago2 months ago

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

2 months ago2 months ago

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

2 months ago2 months ago

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

2 months ago2 months ago

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

4 months ago4 months ago

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

6 months ago

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Feb 25, 2025Feb 25, 2025

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Jan 26, 2025

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Jan 25, 2025

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Jan 24, 2025

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Jan 24, 2025

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Jan 23, 2025

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Jan 23, 2025