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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Just landed via WeChat:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Trending via Pinterest:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Just landed via Messenger:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Trending via Facebook:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Just landed via TikTok:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Going viral on Threads:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Breaking via Discord:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Spotted on Facebook:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Reported on YouTube:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Just shared via Facebook:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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