141 Funny humor quote quotes — Wordgag ツ

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

3 months ago3 months ago

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

3 months ago3 months ago

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

3 months ago3 months ago

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

3 months ago3 months ago

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

3 months ago3 months ago

I think God was high when he made me.

3 months ago3 months ago

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

3 months ago3 months ago

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

3 months ago3 months ago

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

3 months ago3 months ago

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

3 months ago3 months ago

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

3 months ago3 months ago

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

3 months ago3 months ago

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

3 months ago3 months ago

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

3 months ago3 months ago

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

3 months ago3 months ago

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

3 months ago3 months ago

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

3 months ago3 months ago

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

3 months ago3 months ago

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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