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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Trending via WeChat:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Live now on Twitch:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Breaking via Threads:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Making waves on Discord:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Going viral on X:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Just shared via Instagram:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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Share →: “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩‍👧✋
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Share →: I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
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Share →: Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆
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Share →: 80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣
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Share →: They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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When I get up, my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies! 🍚😆🔊
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Share →: I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Behind every perfect photo is a pile of laundry and a million sticky notes reminding me that adulthood is a contact sport 🧺📸😂
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Share →: I think God was high when he made me.

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Sounds like the divine was feeling extra creative that day! 🌈😂✨
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Share →: You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Time travel in progress—Catch me stuck in Tuesday! 🚀⏳😅
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Share →: There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
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Share →: Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Spotted on WeChat:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Making waves on X:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Going viral on Slack:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Making waves on Discord:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Shared recently on Slack:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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