139 Funny humor quote quotes

• “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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• I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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• Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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• 80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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• They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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• I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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• I think God was high when he made me.

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• You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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• There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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• Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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