69 Funny humor quote quotes

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  19 minutes ago

  Share →: Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I've got a PhD in Friendology and a minor in Awkwardness! 😂🎓👥 #NewKidOnTheBlock"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I told ChatGPT about us.

  Commentary:
  "Just hope it doesn't spill the beans to Skynet! 🤖🤫🌐"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

  Commentary:
  "Thinking clearly? That sounds like a premium feature I forgot to upgrade to! 😂🤔💭"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! I'll sleep in and let the worms have their own breakfast party. 🐦🥳🥱"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

  Commentary:
  "Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a fine cheese, I need to age a bit before I'm truly delightful! 🧀⏳😂"

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