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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Commentary:
"Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Commentary:
"That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Commentary:
"Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
3 months ago
Share →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Commentary:
"Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"
3 months ago
Share →: Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic breakfast dilemma – should I have eggs or ice cream? Why not both and call it a balanced diet! Who knew that the secret to starting your day off right was a scoop of Rocky Road? Ice cream for breakfast: breaking rules and breaking fasts."
4 months ago
Share →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"
5 months ago
Share →: My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Commentary:
"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!"
5 months ago
Share →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of tragedy in every spoonful… A heart-wrenching drama of unrequited ice cream love 😢🍦 Maybe it's time to upgrade to a bigger bowl or simply embrace the art of double-dipping! 😏 #IceCreamStruggles"