25 Funny ice quotes

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hate it when I'm cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025