46 Funny ice quotes

• “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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  8 hours ago

  advice, cream, dinner, freedom, fun, ice, ice cream, indulgence, nobody, self, stop, tell, younger, younger self

• Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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  9 hours ago

  cream, dad, family, guilt, honesty, humor, i, ice, ice cream, kids, me, parenting, rest, snack

• I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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  19 hours ago

  bowie, culture, david, David Bowie, humor, i, ice, love, music, musician, parody, pop, pop culture, queen, riff, song, steal, vanilla, Vanilla Ice, why

• Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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  22 hours ago

  comparison, cube, funny comparison, ice, ice cube, laptop, melting, outside, sunbathing, trying, work

• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  1 day ago

  bag, basket, bird, birds, bite, bite hand, box, bridge, bridges, burn, burn bridge, cat, egg, eggs, feeds, fire, hand, ice, idiom, inside, kill, let, list, me, play, put, stone, thin, think, to-do, to-do list, walk

• You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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  1 day ago

  activity, blonde, blonde child, child, children, cream, ever, expensive, family, family outing, humor, ice, ice cream parlour, observation, outing, parlour, summer, summer activity, think

• I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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  1 day ago

  caught, cream, diet, dieting, eat, eating, food, going, humor, husband, i, ice, ice cream, last, last night, night, relationship, second, spouse, together

• I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

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  1 week ago

  humor, i, ice, joke, let, mention, never, people, prank, sarcasm, skate, skating, thin, thin ice, warning

• My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

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  1 week ago

  activity, date, dominance, favorite, good, humor, ice, ice skating, me, skating

• Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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  1 month ago

  figure, figure skating, humor, i, ice, ice rink, joke, medalist, niche, niche sport, Olympic, Olympic medalist, rink, skating, sometimes, sport, sport joke, walk

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