30 Funny ice quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

  Commentary:
  "Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! 🚑🍦🎶"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

  Commentary:
  "That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

  Commentary:
  "Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic breakfast dilemma – should I have eggs or ice cream? Why not both and call it a balanced diet! Who knew that the secret to starting your day off right was a scoop of Rocky Road? Ice cream for breakfast: breaking rules and breaking fasts."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!"

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