Funny quotes identity

63 Funny identity quotes

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I overthink, therefore I am.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025