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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

3 weeks ago

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

1 month ago

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

1 month ago

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

1 month ago

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

2 months ago

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

2 months ago

I overthink, therefore I am.

2 months ago

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

3 months ago

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

3 months ago

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

3 months ago

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

3 months ago

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

3 months ago

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

3 months ago

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

3 months ago

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

3 months ago

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

3 months ago

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

3 months ago

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

3 months ago

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

3 months ago