121 Funny identity quotes

• I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

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  adult, astronaut, celebrity, comparison, humor, identity, katy, Katy Perry, perry, same, space

• At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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  2 weeks ago

  day, end, humor, identity, independence, just, me, reflection, self, solitude

• Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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  3 weeks ago

  alive, asexual, being, contradiction, feels, humor, identity, pornstar, sometimes

• “I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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  Abdul, cracking, daughter, giving, humor, identity, male, male name, name, nickname, nobody, parenting

• Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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  commentary, communication, fluent, humor, identity, language, man, ordering, social, social commentary, straight, straight man, they/them, woke, woke language

• If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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  allegation, allegations, attitude, confidence, enough, fly, gay, gay allegation, hit, humor, identity, joke, never

• When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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  2 months ago

  Asian, cultural, cultural mix, enough, food, humor, identity, mexican, mix, popular, popularity, something, stereotype

• “I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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  banter, girl, humor, identity, insult, just, monster, playful, playful banter

• Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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  always, distant, distant family member, family, growing, growing up, humor, i, identity, member

• If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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  AI, humor, identity, joke, me, public, technology

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