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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Trending via Instagram:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Spotted on Slack:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Going viral on Reddit:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Making waves on Discord:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Going viral on Discord:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Funny identity quotes 🤪🎭 are the perfect way to embrace who we are while laughing at the quirks that make us unique! Whether you’re a master of disguise or a self-proclaimed hot mess, these witty gems remind us not to take life—or ourselves—too seriously. Dive into a world where humor meets self-reflection, and discover a collection of punchlines that celebrate the glorious chaos of being perfectly imperfect!

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Going viral on Facebook:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Just landed via Snapchat:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Going viral on Instagram:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Just shared via Slack:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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