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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Just shared via WeChat:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Spotted on Twitch:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Trending via Slack:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Trending via Facebook:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Seen just now on Reddit:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Seen just now on Instagram:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Going viral on Threads:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Just shared via Reddit:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Just landed via Discord:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Trending via Slack:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Just shared via Slack:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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