41 Funny image quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic quest for the elusive “skinny” flavor—because nothing beats the feeling of literally starving for that perfect moment of satisfaction! 😂🍎 Remember, balance is key, and sometimes a slice of pizza is just as good as a run on the treadmill! 🍕🏃‍♀️💫

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

  Commentary:
  "Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' 😄👖 #GeneticsGotJokes"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it ironic how our memory works? 🐘 Beauty might go unnoticed, but a single fat joke sticks like glue! Oh, the memory power of elephants – they never let us forget our slip-ups! 😅 #ElephantMemory #SizeMatters

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

  Commentary:
  "Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's muffin top decided to level up and go all out for the celebration! Who needs a small treat when you can have the whole cake, right? Time to celebrate every inch of that delicious birthday cake body!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"

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