103 Funny imagine quotes

• Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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  7 days ago

  away, Christmas, day, disappointment, feel, gift, give, giving, heart, heartbreak, humor, imagine, next, relationship, someone, stupid

• Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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  2 weeks ago

  companionship, fur, having, home, humor, imagine, pet, someone

• If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, caffeine, coffee, humor, imagine, just, loss, memory, much, short-term, short-term memory loss, too

• Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, AI evolution, apocalypse, Cloudflare, ever, evolution, fail, humor, imagine, internet, internet outage, joke, kill, outage, survival, tech, tech fail, technology, thing, trying, us

• Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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  3 weeks ago

  1868, dead, dead horse, going, hell, historical, horse, humor, imagine, outside, situationship

• If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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  4 weeks ago

  4, band, Beatles, conversation, humor, imagine, just, lads, Liverpool, music, ready, sound

• Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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  1 month ago

  AI, imagination, imagine, money, spending, spent, technology, train, transportation

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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  1 month ago

  baby, baby talk, hate, here, humor, imagine, just, me, over, plant, plants, talk, talking

• I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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  2 months ago

  3, am, back, car, cars, club, coming, glad, horse, humor, imagine, invention, late, late night, night, riding, transportation

• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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  2 months ago

  application, applying, call, calls, communication, humor, imagine, interview, irony, job, job application, job interview, missed, missed call, numbers, phone, phone call, picking, random

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