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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

4 days ago

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

2 weeks ago

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

1 month ago

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

1 month ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

1 month ago

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

1 month ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

1 month ago

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

2 months ago

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

2 months ago

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

2 months ago

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

3 months ago

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

3 months ago

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

3 months ago