Funny quotes imagine

49 Funny imagine quotes

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025