66 Funny important quotes

• It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

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  7 days ago

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• Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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  1 week ago

  advice, communication, download, humor, important, listen, outlook, phone, someone, Teams, technology, work

• In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

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  1 week ago

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• It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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  1 week ago

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• In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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  1 week ago

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• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  1 week ago

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• In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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  1 week ago

  20s, audience, authenticity, doing, growth, important, performing, personal, personal growth, prove, resist, resistance, self-awareness, temptation, watching, well

• You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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  1 week ago

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• People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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  1 week ago

  food, give, humor, importance, important, me, people, pickle, sharing

• There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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  1 week ago

  advice, convince, game, Game of Thrones, important, listen, persuasion, recommendation, show, someone, thrones, time, TV, TV Show, watch

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