39 Funny important quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
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  1 month ago

  View →: It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Being silly is very important for my mental health.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
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  5 months ago

  View →: With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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