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Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Making waves on X:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Live now on Reddit:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Just shared via Telegram:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Trending via Reddit:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Just shared via X:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Making waves on Facebook:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Shared recently on Slack:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Breaking via Discord:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Funny important quotes 🤣✨ are like the perfect blend of wisdom and wit, adding a sprinkle of humor to life’s serious moments! They remind us that sometimes the best insights come wrapped in laughter, making life a bit more bearable and a lot more fun 😄. Whether you’re seeking a chuckle or a clever perspective on daily dilemmas, these quotes are sure to brighten your day and lighten your mood 🌟.

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2 hours ago
Share →: Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Commentary:
Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
3 days ago
Share →: Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Commentary:
Rudeness level: Just enough to make sure nonsense has left the chat! 😏✋🤣
4 days ago
Share →: My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️‍♀️🔍😂
1 week ago
Share →: I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Commentary:
Trying to be a morning person is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—best left unsaid and unseen. 🤫😴🛌
2 weeks ago
Share →: “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Commentary:
I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
2 weeks ago
Share →: Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Commentary:
Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢
2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Commentary:
Stepped outside, instantly missed my couch! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome
2 months ago
Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Commentary:
"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless ritual of warming up — because nothing says "ready for action" like finally rolling out of bed without pulling a muscle! 😅🛏️🔥 Remember, even your bed needs a warm-up before you launch into the day. 😉💪 #MorningStretchGoals

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Making waves on WeChat:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Spotted on Facebook:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Spotted on YouTube:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Trending via Reddit:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Spotted on Reddit:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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