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"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
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- I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
- Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
- The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
- Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.
- Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.
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Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀 -
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🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"
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- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
- Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.
- With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.
- Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
- We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
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