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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.
Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Commentary:
"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless ritual of warming up — because nothing says "ready for action" like finally rolling out of bed without pulling a muscle! 😅🛏️🔥 Remember, even your bed needs a warm-up before you launch into the day. 😉💪 #MorningStretchGoals
2 months ago
Share →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Commentary:
Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀
4 months ago
Share →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Commentary:
🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Commentary:
"Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade"
5 months ago
Share →: People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity
5 months ago
Share →: Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Commentary:
"Who knew that being absolutely bonkers was actually a form of self-care? 😜 Embrace the silliness and keep those mental health vibes strong! 🤪"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Commentary:
"Remember, even your favorite dessert starts to lose its appeal if you have it every single day! 🍰✨ Keep your social interactions spicy by giving yourself a break from certain individuals…because 'out of sight, out of mind' can sometimes be a blessing in disguise! 😉🔇"
5 months ago
Share →: Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Commentary:
"Attending a wedding is a delicious reminder that amidst all life's complexities, cake is a universal constant 🍰💍 Who needs love when there's layers of frosting to devour, am I right?"