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Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
52 Funny important quotes
Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.
It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.
We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
