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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

2 months ago

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

2 months ago

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

2 months ago

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

3 months ago

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

3 months ago

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

3 months ago

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

3 months ago

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

3 months ago

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

3 months ago

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

3 months ago

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

3 months ago

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

3 months ago

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

3 months ago

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

3 months ago

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

3 months ago

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

3 months ago

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

3 months ago

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

3 months ago

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

3 months ago