Funny ingredient quotes

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

"New recipe" is code for "less content, but worse ingredients".

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025