Funny ingredient quotes

• I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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  2 months ago

  cooking, craving, disappointment, food, hate, hunger, ingredient, kitchen, snack

• The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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  2 months ago

  being, childhood, comedy, experience, humor, ingredient, laughter, personal, personal experience, secret, secret ingredient, trauma

• Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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  2 months ago

  cat, expression, food, humor, ingredient, looking, me, pet, quit, relationship

• “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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  2 months ago

  code, content, cooking, food, humor, ingredient, irony, less, new, recipe, worse

• Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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  2 months ago

  Bolognese, celebration, cooking, everyone, humor, ingredient, irony, meat, minced, minced meat, sauce, secret, secret ingredient, vegan

• In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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  5 months ago

  aisle, baking, baking aisle, baking ingredient, booing, buying, everyone, extract, grocery, grocery store, humor, imitation, imitation vanilla, ingredient, shopping, store, vanilla, vanilla extract

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