Funny ingredient quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic kitchen dilemma: a pantry full of ingredients and not a ready-made meal in sight. It's like the cosmic joke of adulting – you have the power to create a feast, but all you really want is a snack that magically appears at your command. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon ingredient hunting!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew all those childhood embarrassing moments and awkward family gatherings were actually preparing us for stand-up comedy stardom! 😂👶🎤 #ComedyGold #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

  Commentary:
  Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! 🐱👀🍳 #NotAnIngredient

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

  Commentary:
  When someone says "new recipe," brace yourself for disappointment – it's basically code for "less bang for your buck." 🍽️ Less content, worse ingredients – it's like getting a fancy looking fruitcake only to find out it's actually made of raisins and regrets. 😆#RecipeForDisaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

  Commentary:
  "Who says vegans can't have it all? 🌱🍝 Adding minced meat to vegan Bolognese is the ultimate plot twist! It's a culinary magic trick that leaves everyone scratching their heads… and licking their plates! 😂🤫 #VeganMeetsCarnivore"

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