Funny quotes injury

13 Funny injury quotes

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

1 month ago

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

2 months ago

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

3 months ago

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

3 months ago

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

3 months ago

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

3 months ago

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

3 months ago

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

3 months ago

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

3 months ago

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

3 months ago

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

3 months ago

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

3 months ago

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

3 months ago