21 Funny injury quotes

• Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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  6 hours ago

  childhood, days, died, humor, i, injury, kids, me, mom, once, parenting, pretty, resilience, soft, sure, toughness, walk, walk it off

• I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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  2 months ago

  dignity, exercise, fail, hamstring, humor, i, injury, once, tried, yoga

• Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult life, adulthood, aging, always, back, back pain, being, everyday, everyday struggles, fatigue, humor, hurt, injury, just, life, pain, struggles, tired, wondering

• The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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  2 months ago

  age-related, age-related injury, aging, cause, humor, injury, men, old, old men, self-perception, still, thinking, young, youth

• Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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  2 months ago

  accident, allowed, bouncing, head, humor, injury, joke, leg, oh, playful, self-deprecating, slam, sorry, wall, walls

• Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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  2 months ago

  crack, dark, funny injury, glow, humor, humorous, humorous moment, i, injury, joke, just, knee, knee crack, light, light joke, loud, loud sound, moment, noise, physical, physical humor, sound, unexpected, unexpected noise

• Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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  2 months ago

  back, back pain, funny injury, humor, injury, overwhelming, pain, self-deprecation, sensuality

• I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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  2 months ago

  1989, bike, bike crash, crash, injury, knee, knee injury, media, nostalgia, social, social media, storytelling

• Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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  2 months ago

  ankle, anything, high, humor, injury, joint, just, pun

• Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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  2 months ago

  activity, childhood, days, explain, fun, fun activity, having, injury, kids, know, nostalgia, shame, yo-yo

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