17 Funny injury quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

  Commentary:
  Is there a map for adulting? Because I'm lost somewhere between "always sleepy" and "ouch, my back!" 😴🗺️🙆‍♂️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your knee's trying to join the superhero squad with a little extra sparkle! 💥🦵✨ Maybe next time, it'll come with its own glow-in-the-dark badge. 😂🤩 Keep an eye out—your knees might just be planning a light show!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

  Commentary:
  Looks like somone's got that "sexy back" on repeat a little too vigorously 🕺🔥 Next time, try swaying those hips with some caution, or else you might get a visit from the Sensual Injury Squad 🚑💃 #DanceTillYouDrop

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of sharing our embarrassing tales from the pre-social media era! 🚲😅 Who needs instant updates when you have timeless stories of bike crashes and knee injuries to share decades later? 🕰️🤕 #ThrowbackThursday #VintageMishaps"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's a joint effort to keep your ankle rolled up 😂🌿🦶 #HighAnkle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the struggles of the past! 😂 Back in the day, yo-yos were serious business, not just a nostalgic toy for #ThrowbackThursday. Imagine the horror of trying to explain your bruised face to your teacher after a yo-yo mishap! 💁‍♂️🪀 #YoYoStruggles #GoodOldDays

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone really nailed the ancient dance moves but ended up taking it a bit too far! 🕺🇪🇬 Don't worry, a visit to a Cairo "practor" should straighten things out – just make sure they know how to bust a move like a Pharaoh! 💃😆

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the shame of adult knee skinning – welcome to the elite club of toddler injury survivors! 🦵👶 Let's face it, trying to play it cool after a knee scrape can be a real test of one's grown-up facade. Walk it off, fellow adult toddler! 😉

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