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Funny Instagram quotes

Oct 19
Share →: Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.
Sep 23
Share →: How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?
Sep 22
Share →: Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.
Sep 22
Share →: I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.
Sep 22
Share →: It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Sep 22
Share →: I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.