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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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β€œThug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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Live now on YouTube:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Live now on Reddit:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Breaking via Messenger:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Spotted on X:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Making waves on Facebook:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Broadcasted on Slack:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Just shared via WeChat:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has copied:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡· has copied:

β€œYou look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡΄ has copied:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Just landed via TikTok:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Going viral on Instagram:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Live now on YouTube:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Our pronunciation of the word β€œcolonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Making waves on Slack:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Reported on Messenger:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Whoever first said, β€œI’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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