37 Funny Instagram quotes

• I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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  2 hours ago

  apocalypse, brain, Instagram, social media, zombie

• Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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  6 hours ago

  addiction, app, asked, bum, delete, deleted, humor, i, Instagram, media, phone, request, scroll, social, social media, someone, technology

• Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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  7 hours ago

  brain, brain damage, damage, humor, i, Instagram, Instagram Reel, media, original, original source, reel, social, social media, source, TikTok, watch

• I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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  8 hours ago

  8, ago, days, delay, humor, ig, Instagram, just, liking, me, media, notification, photo, social, social media, today

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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  13 hours ago

  celebrity, comparison, culture, humor, influencer, Instagram, internet, internet culture, media, platform, platform comparison, run, social, social media, street, streets, Twitter

• Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

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  15 hours ago

  apocalypse, Facebook, four, horseman, horsemen, humor, Instagram, joke, maybe, media, social, social media, TikTok, Twitter

• Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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  21 hours ago

  air, air fryer, brew, bro, Caesar, caesar salad, cold, cold brew, food, food trend, found, fryer, healthy, healthy food, high protein, i, Instagram, media, oats, overnight, overnight oats, recipe, salad, social, social media, trend, trendy, trendy food, try

• Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

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  3 weeks ago

  another, communication, digital, digital life, entertainment, extend, hours, humor, Instagram, intended, let, life, media, message, notification, online, online communication, run, should, social, social media, story, Target, visibility

• Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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  2 months ago

  acquaintance, AI, awkward, awkward interaction, baby, comment, high, high school, humor, Instagram, interaction, media, newborn, post, school, social, social media

• First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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  2 months ago

  date, dating, dating idea, deactivate, first date, humor, idea, Instagram, media, relationship, social, social media

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