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Looks like someone finally figured out where all the plot twists belong.
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Looks like someone finally figured out where all the plot twists belong.
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When you want your daily dose of news to come with a side order of existential dread 📚😅🌍
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸
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When in doubt, consult the cocktail amendment! 🍹🍸😉
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So basically, I've been wasting my time learning to parley with fictional horse-riding warriors! 🐴📜🏰
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Why spend years in law school when you can defend your case with interpretive dance? 🌍💃📚🤷♂️
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Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
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"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟♂️☕😂"
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"Who said women can't multitask? Celebrating #InternationalWomensDay while testing out my parallel parking skills! 🚗💁♀️ #GirlPower #WatchOutForThoseCurbs"