Funny internet search quotes

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.