Funny quotes intimacy

13 Funny intimacy quotes

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025