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18 Funny intimacy quotes

New funny intimacy quotes 👇

  • The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to ...
  • You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and ...
  • What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.
  • I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, wh...
  • There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s w...
  • The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe ...
  • If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym&#8230...
  • Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed befo...
  • Glory hole but for forehead kisses.
  • But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whi...

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