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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Just landed via Facebook:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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85 Funny introvert quotes

Funny introvert quotes shed a lighthearted and humorous perspective on the introverted lifestyle! 🌟😄 From witty observations about enjoying solo time to playful jabs at social gatherings, these quotes capture the essence of introversion with a smile. Embrace your inner quietude and enjoy a chuckle with these amusing takes on introvert life! 🎉📚

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6 hours ago
Share →: I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Commentary:
Trying to be a morning person is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—best left unsaid and unseen. 🤫😴🛌
2 days ago
Share →: It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Commentary:
When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden
6 days ago
Share →: Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Commentary:
Can't blame the Wi-Fi for my brain's 24/7 chatroom! 🤯🗯️😂
1 week ago
Share →: I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Commentary:
When you're introverted but still want to let people know you’re cool: "It's not you, it's me… and my love for sweatpants and Netflix! 😎🛋️📺"
1 week ago
Share →: Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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"Being an introvert is like being a secret agent—nobody knows, and we're too shy to tell them! 🤫🕵️‍♂️ #IntrovertLife"
1 week ago
Share →: I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
3 weeks ago
Share →: My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Commentary:
"Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"
4 weeks ago
Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Commentary:
"Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"
1 month ago
Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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Going viral on X:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Just shared via Instagram:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Going viral on YouTube:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Just landed via Messenger:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Spotted on Telegram:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Trending via Slack:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Making waves on YouTube:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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