Funny inventor quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.
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  4 months ago

  View →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?
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  5 months ago

  View →: The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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