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Funny inventor quotes
If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.
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Feb 1, 2025
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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Feb 1, 2025
Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.
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Jan 28, 2025
Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.
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Jan 25, 2025
The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.
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Jan 25, 2025
I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.
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Jan 25, 2025
How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?
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Jan 23, 2025
The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.
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Jan 23, 2025
The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.
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Jan 22, 2025
I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
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Jan 19, 2025
