11 Funny inventor quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! 🍋🎀 #LemonadeMakeover

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

  Commentary:
  Well, seems like the snooze button inventor hit the peak of their productivity with that one "ingenious" creation! 😴⏰ Maybe they just kept hitting snooze on their next big ideas! 💡😜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

  Commentary:
  "If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much. But alas, the circle of battling those pesky ailments never ends! 🔄💊 #HealingWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the hero we never knew we needed! 🦸‍♂️ Whoever gifted us with the "skip intro" button truly understood the human struggle of impatience when binge-watching a series. They deserve a standing ovation 👏 and a big thank you card! 🙌 On behalf of humanity, we salute you, oh skip intro genius! 🌟📺

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glorious invention of noise-canceling headphones – a true game changer for parents everywhere dodging those questionable music recitals at home. 🎧🎶 It's like hitting the mute button on your kid's musical ambitions while still looking like a supportive parent! 😂 #ParentingHack"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the inventor of archery had quite the direct approach to conflict resolution! 🏹😄 Seems like 'stabbing' was the original inspiration for the bow and arrow! 🎯😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the inventor of the cannon probably thought they'd go down in history for their 'explosive' invention, only to see cannons now firing out adorable t-shirts 🎉👕 Talk about a major wardrobe upgrade! #FromBoomToBloom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the poor soul, staring at that endless 'na' sequence, contemplating existence like 🍌🤯 Did they run out of bananas for inspiration or simply lose their 'na'gination? The world may never know! 🤔😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

  Commentary:
  I guess autocorrect couldn't fix that one! 🐻🍺 Looks like a wild night ahead!

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