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Funny irony quotes are perfect for those moments when life takes a twist you didn’t see coming β€” with a wink and a punchline! πŸ™ƒπŸ”„ Whether it’s sarcastic truths or perfectly timed contradictions, these quotes capture the delightful absurdity of everyday life. Embrace the irony and get ready to laugh at the unexpected! πŸ˜‚πŸŒ€πŸ“š

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“I didn’t vote for this.” β€” people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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