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1174 Funny irony quotes

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries, is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries, is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

The phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate.

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Everyone's gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory.

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together.

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025