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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Freshly posted on Threads:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Breaking via Messenger:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Freshly posted on X:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Making waves on TikTok:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Live now on Snapchat:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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Funny irony quotes are perfect for those moments when life takes a twist you didn’t see coming — with a wink and a punchline! 🙃🔄 Whether it’s sarcastic truths or perfectly timed contradictions, these quotes capture the delightful absurdity of everyday life. Embrace the irony and get ready to laugh at the unexpected! 😂🌀📚

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2 days ago
Share →: “Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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Wonder if heaven's prosecutor gets paid in good karma or just really nice hugs 😂👼⚖️
3 days ago
Share →: The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
4 days ago
Share →: The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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When reality hits you like a cold shower just as you were getting to the good part 🌨️💤⏰
4 days ago
Share →: I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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Adulting: unlocking life's mysteries, one therapy session at a time. 🎂👉💸🛋️
4 days ago
Share →: What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Looks like someone needs a taste test before serving up that advice buffet! 🍴🙃
4 days ago
Share →: True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Sounds like the ultimate plot twist — a romantic comedy where the main character ditches everyone for their cat and a lifetime supply of chocolate 😂🍫🐱
4 days ago
Share →: Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Commentary:
"Seems like we've all been reading the relationship handbook upside down 😂🤦‍♀️📚"
4 days ago
Share →: We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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Sounds like we’re using advanced technology to time travel back to reality! 📱⏳🤣
4 days ago
Share →: I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
4 days ago
Share →: Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Commentary:
Aliens are probably watching us like we’re the universe’s longest-running sitcom 😂👽🍿

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Making waves on Discord:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Making waves on YouTube:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Just shared via WeChat:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Just landed via X:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Spotted on Telegram:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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