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Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Trending via WeChat:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

Going viral on TikTok:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Breaking via Threads:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Going viral on X:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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56 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

20 shares on Threads this month:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Life is short, flirt with me!

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

11 shares on X this month:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

18 shares on Discord this month:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

50 shares on Slack this month:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Breaking via Instagram:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Making waves on X:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Trending via Instagram:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Just landed via Instagram:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Just landed via YouTube:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Trending via Threads:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Just landed via X:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Going viral on Reddit:

January is the Monday of the year.

Just landed via Threads:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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