Funny irritation quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

  Commentary:
  "Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

  Commentary:
  "Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just tell the motivational speaker to keep them. 🍋🙉 #MotivationImmunity"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

  Commentary:
  "Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

  Commentary:
  "Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, the neighbor starts a lawnmower orchestra 🎶😂🌱"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'rebooting the face' process! Just like a computer needing a restart after a major glitch 😂💄💁‍♀️. Who knew mastering the art of perfecting a resting b***h face could be so time-consuming? 😏⏰ #BeautyStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

  Commentary:
  "We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we're treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don't worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing full-on self-absorption: the ultimate defense against the annoying flaws of humanity. Who needs other people's drama when you've got your own fabulous self to focus on? 💁‍♂️💅 #SelfLoveGoals"

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