16 Funny irritation quotes

• The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

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  6 days ago

  daily, daily struggle, day, exist, existence, fact, humor, i, irritation, least, me, once, reflection, sarcasm, self, self-reflection, struggle

• Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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  6 days ago

  appreciate, appreciation, eye, having, humor, irritation, man, observation, perspective, something

• I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, back, bite, humor, i, irritation, itch, kill, mosquito, over, pest, playful, revenge, sarcastic, simply, want

• I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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  1 week ago

  boat, comedy, dead, dead to me, guest, guest star, humor, i, irritation, love, me, relationships, sarcasm, show, star, The Love Boat, TV, TV Show, wake, wake up, woke

• My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward situation, blunder, bottle, co-worker, coworker, humor, i, irritation, miscommunication, office, office humor, over, personal, personal space, prank, situation, space

• I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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  1 week ago

  humor, i, irritate, irritation, issues, me, motivational, self-awareness

• Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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  1 week ago

  accidental, accidental sleep, accidentally, always, asleep, best, falling, frustration, humor, humorous, irony, irritation, nap, sleep

• Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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  1 week ago

  another, bit, day, frustration, humor, i, irritation, just, little, moan, mosquito, neck, sex, unexpected

• You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, bad, bad day, day, distraction, having, humor, irritation, lawn, life, morning, mowing, someone, start, worst

• After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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  1 week ago

  face, fix, humor, i, irritation, me, patience, self-care, time

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