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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Share →: My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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