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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.
3 months ago
My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.
3 months ago
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
3 months ago
Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.
3 months ago