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"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"
85 Funny kid quotes
Funny kid quotes capture the innocent (and often hilariously honest) things children say and do! 😂👶 Whether it’s their unique take on the world, unexpected questions, or their out-of-the-blue antics, these quotes remind us that kids bring laughter and pure joy to every situation. Because kids might be small, but their humor is HUGE! 😆🧸🎈
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- Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.
- When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
- The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.
- If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
- Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.
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🎓😂 "Finally graduated from the endless school spam! Declaring my phone officially valedictorian of freedom! 📱✌️" -
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"When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail" -
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"Petition to reclaim my childhood naps—because adulting didn’t come with a snooze button! 😴🕒 #NapReparations" -
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"Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they're on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄" -
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"That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀" -
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Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬 -
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Haha, so the kid thought the harmonica was broken because the instructions went missing? 🎵🧸 Maybe next time, she’ll realize that sometimes, you just blow into it and let your talent do the talking! 😂🎶 #ParentingMysteries #MusicalMysteries -
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Ah, the classic "kids these days" moment — now with a vintage twist! 🎸👵👴 It's like your parents are hacking your playlist and wearing it proudly. Next thing you know, they'll be trading smartphones for Walkmans and calling it retro chic! 📱🎶😂 #TrendAlert #OutKastedByTheOldGuard -
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"Ah, the age-old question of linguistic mastery in Boston! 🤔🇺🇸 Apparently, in Beantown, speaking English is more of a creative interpretation! 😂✈️🗣️ #LostInTranslation"
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- My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.
- If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
- Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.
- If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
- When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.
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