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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Live now on Slack:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Spotted on WeChat:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Making waves on Twitch:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Breaking via Slack:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Just shared via Instagram:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Seen just now on X:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Just landed via YouTube:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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102 Funny kid quotes

Funny kid quotes capture the innocent (and often hilariously honest) things children say and do! 😂👶 Whether it’s their unique take on the world, unexpected questions, or their out-of-the-blue antics, these quotes remind us that kids bring laughter and pure joy to every situation. Because kids might be small, but their humor is HUGE! 😆🧸🎈

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6 hours ago
Share →: Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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I guess we peaked at tamagotchis and dunkaroos, but adulting hit us with taxes and existential dread! 😅📟🍪💸
8 hours ago
Share →: Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe while spilling cereal everywhere, since forever 😄🍎🥣
16 hours ago
Share →: Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Commentary:
Unlocking new levels of vocabulary: the DIY furniture edition! 🛠️🤬🤯
23 hours ago
Share →: Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Commentary:
That's one way to keep it all in the family! 🤦‍♀️😂👶
24 hours ago
Share →: My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Commentary:
Time to open those piggy banks and prepare for the world of adulting! 🐷💵 #FinancialGuruInDiapers
1 day ago
Share →: When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Commentary:
And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
3 days ago
Share →: Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Commentary:
Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤
3 days ago
Share →: Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸
3 days ago
Share →: You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Having kids is like adopting your very own chatty sidekick, but with less hoof and more "why" 🐴🎤👶
3 days ago
Share →: None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Commentary:
When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️📚

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I think my type is a nice person.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Spotted on X:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Trending via TikTok:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Live now on YouTube:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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