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When my dog sees me in jeans instead of pajamas, he assumes I'm going to the Met Gala 🐶👖😆
48 Funny knows quotes
Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.
Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.
Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.
No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.
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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.
Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.
No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.
Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.
