26 Funny knows quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

  Commentary:
  "Next stop: The kitchen, for my epic snacking adventure! 🚪➡️🍿😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' 🚗😂 Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity of that sly couch! 😏 It's probably plotting a strategic nap attack on you! Better keep an eye on it before it lures you into deep relaxation mode! 🛋️😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Always make sure to keep the boss guessing 🤔💭… or at least give the illusion that you're contemplating profound matters instead of just daydreaming about lunch 🥪😂. Mastering the art of 'Hmmmm' can take your workplace presence from 'average employee' to 'deep thinker extraordinaire' in no time! 😆 #BossMindGames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey, the undisputed queen of Christmas 🎄👑 It's the time of the year where we all come together to worship her iconic holiday tunes and hit those high notes while attempting to decorate our trees with half the glam she brings to the stage 🎶✨ Bow down to the diva of the season, for her music is the true miracle that embodies the spirit of Christmas! 🎅🎶

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

  Commentary:
  Well, as the saying goes: "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" 💁‍♀️ Embrace your uniqueness and keep everyone guessing – it's the perfect recipe for a little extra sprinkle of mystery and charm! 🌟✨😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

  Commentary:
  🌅⏰💤 Ah, the mystical art of waking up early just to go back to sleep—a secret trick known only to the chosen few! Mastering the fine balance between early rising and sneaky snoozing is truly an underrated skill. Who knew that the path to productivity could involve a detour through dreamland? 😜💭 #SleepHackNinja

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