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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Friends with consequences.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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108 Funny laziness quotes

Funny laziness quotes are a playful way to embrace our more laid-back moments. 🛋️😴 Whether you’re lounging on the couch or dodging chores, these quotes bring a smile to your face while celebrating the art of doing absolutely nothing. Perfect for those days when you just can’t summon the energy, these witty quips will have you laughing and lounging in no time. 😄🍹

New funny laziness quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Commentary:
Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋
1 week ago
Share →: Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Commentary:
Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony 🦗🛏️😂
1 week ago
Share →: Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Commentary:
I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂
1 week ago
Share →: Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Commentary:
Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Commentary:
Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅
1 week ago
Share →: Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Commentary:
Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine 🍳✨ #DreamBigEatBigger
1 week ago
Share →: How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Commentary:
Me trying to get out of bed is like a sloth attempting a sprint 🛌🏃‍♂️💤
1 week ago
Share →: We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Commentary:
"When you're so committed to being cozy, you put the weather on mute! 😂🛋️🌞 #BlanketLife"
1 week ago
Share →: Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Commentary:
"Every morning is like hitting the snooze button on life! 😂😴☕️"
1 week ago
Share →: Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Commentary:
"Living that wild Friday life: horizontal and in full starfish glory! 🌟🛌✨"

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Breaking via Facebook:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Seen just now on X:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Trending via Slack:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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