Funny quotes laziness

66 Funny laziness quotes

Funny laziness quotes are a playful way to embrace our more laid-back moments. 🛋️😴 Whether you’re lounging on the couch or dodging chores, these quotes bring a smile to your face while celebrating the art of doing absolutely nothing. Perfect for those days when you just can’t summon the energy, these witty quips will have you laughing and lounging in no time. 😄🍹

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

2 weeks ago

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

1 month ago

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

1 month ago

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

1 month ago

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

1 month ago

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

1 month ago

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

1 month ago

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

1 month ago

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

1 month ago

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

1 month ago

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

1 month ago

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

1 month ago

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

2 months ago

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

2 months ago

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

2 months ago

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

3 months ago

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

3 months ago

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

3 months ago

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

3 months ago

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

3 months ago