Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.