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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Trending via Reddit:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Just landed via Telegram:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Making waves on WeChat:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Spotted on Reddit:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

Freshly posted on X:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Trending via Snapchat:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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64 shares on YouTube this month:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

I told ChatGPT about us.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

74 shares on Slack this month:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Just shared via Twitch:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Going viral on Twitch:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Breaking via Facebook:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Going viral on Twitch:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Trending via Twitch:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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