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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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The void screams into me.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Funny Leonardo DiCaprio quotes offer a humorous look at the life and career of this iconic actor. 🎬😆 From witty remarks about his roles to playful jabs at his red carpet moments, these quotes highlight the lighter side of Leo’s Hollywood journey. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun of being a superstar! 😂🌟

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Share →: Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶
6 months ago
Share →: I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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🌿♻️ Leonardo DiCaprio's eco-friendly efforts are not just for Mother Earth, but possibly to secure potential dating options for the future! 🌎💚 Who knows, maybe he's hoping to impress some environmentally conscious prospects with his environmental activism! 😉 #EcoFriendlyLoveGoals
6 months ago
Share →: “23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Well, looks like Leonardo DiCaprio is taking his RSVP game to a whole new genetic level! 🧬📆 Who needs a regular RSVP when you can just send your DNA instead? 😂 Talk about a glamorous way to confirm your attendance! 🌟 #CelebrityStatus
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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"Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Live now on Instagram:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Reported on YouTube:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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