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35 Funny lesson quotes

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Watching "Dirty Dancing" as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching "Dirty Dancing" as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Group projects in school weren't meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Wisdom of the day: Don't do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedic.

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025