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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Making waves on Reddit:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Reported on Discord:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Reported on WeChat:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Live now on Threads:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Spotted on Telegram:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I hope this email kills us both.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Breaking via Twitch:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Going viral on Threads:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Spotted on Reddit:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Making waves on Slack:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Freshly posted on X:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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