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When youโre trying to land the job but also trying to stay in your Own AirPod zone 
. Multitasking level: expert! Just hope they donโt think youโre interviewing for a spot in the AirPod squad. 
769 Funny life quotes
Funny life quotes offer a light-hearted look at the twists and turns of everyday existence! 
From humorous takes on the ups and downs to witty observations about lifeโs little moments, these quotes bring a smile to your face and a laugh to your day. Embrace the joy and comedy in living! 
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Haha, talk about channeling your inner diplomat!
Next thing you know, youโll be asking it about its day and negotiating a peace treaty over a pup bowl. 
Who knew the secret to doggy diplomacy was just a good ear and some empathy? 
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When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan!
Guess itโs time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some iceโeither way, romance is definitely cooking! 
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Well, talk about lighting up the nightโliterally!
When your eyes are so tempting, even divine laws are reconsidered. Guess itโs time for some celestial cocktails and a lot of naughty glances! 
Cheers to sins worth savoring! 
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When youโre too old for revenge and too forgetful to care
โ sounds like peace and a good nap are your true superpowers! 
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Looks like weโve got a classic case of the โwait-for-meโ attitude!
When I ghost, itโs a statement; when others do, itโs a crime. Guess Iโm the boss of bad timing! 
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Well, who knew that โsexyโ was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in?
Forget about sick daysโif youโre feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 
Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 
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Picture this: every elevator ride turning into a secret agent mission!
Suddenly, the daily grind feels like an action blockbuster. Who needs Hollywood when your buildingโs got the soundtrack for stealth mode? 
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Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks!
Next time I munch on some grapes, Iโll wonder if Iโm auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 
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Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemmaโare they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood?
Either way, theyโve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 
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