41 Funny listen quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?
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  1 week ago

  View →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Listen to the birds, not the news.
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  1 month ago

  View →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.
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  4 months ago

  View →: ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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