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36 Funny listen quotes

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

1 month ago

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

1 month ago

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

1 month ago

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

2 months ago

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

3 months ago

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

3 months ago

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

3 months ago

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

3 months ago

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

3 months ago

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

3 months ago

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

3 months ago

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

3 months ago

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

3 months ago

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

3 months ago

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

3 months ago

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

3 months ago

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

3 months ago

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

3 months ago

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

3 months ago

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

3 months ago