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"Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"
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- I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.
- My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
- My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.
- ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.
- Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.
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"Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂" -
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"Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain" -
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"Oh, the joy of having a music taste that's as unpredictable as the weather forecast! 🎶 One minute you're the DJ hero, introducing everyone to hidden gems, and the next you're the embarrassed party-goer praying no one finds out about your guilty pleasure playlists. 🙈 Who knew musical rollercoasters could be this entertaining! 🎵😄 #MusicalWhiplash" -
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"Who needs a kid that listens the first time when you can have a unicorn instead? 🦄✨ Maybe they'll be more obedient! 😂👂"
Top Funny Listen Quotes 🔥
- “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
- At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.
- You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’
- My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”
- Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.
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