63 Funny listen quotes

• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  3 weeks ago

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• People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, decision, heart, humor, irony, listen, people, right, right thing, same, say, thing, things

• I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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  4 weeks ago

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• There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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  4 weeks ago

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• People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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  1 month ago

  collaborate, collaboration, communication, humor, just, listen, listening, nostalgia, people, stop, used

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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  2 months ago

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• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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  2 months ago

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• I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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  2 months ago

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• For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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  2 months ago

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