18 Funny longing quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I could low-key really use a wish right now.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like even your low-key wishes are on high alert! 🌠✨ Keep calm and wish on, my friend! 💫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect strain to ease the yearning! 🌿💭 Perhaps they'll prescribe you a dose of 'Chill Pill' or 'Zen Master' to silence those cravings. Just remember to inhale responsibly! 😄🌿 #PotentYearningRemedy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hugs when you've got a family-sized bag of crisps to keep you company! 🤷🏻‍♂️🥔 #SnackTime #Priorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal wanderer yearning for comfort of the nest! 🐦🏠 Perhaps in a past life, you were indeed a speedy messenger of old, eagerly seeking the cozy corners of your dovecote. Who knows, maybe even now your thoughts flutter homewards like a pigeon on a mission!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal love story between a human and a BBQ grill. 🤔🔥 Who can resist that smoky charm and those sizzling good looks? Maybe it's secretly dreaming about you too, filled with tender thoughts of juicy steaks and sweet marinades. 😂 #BBQLoveStory"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes we all just want to be missed like we're the only source of entertainment and snacks in the whole wide world 🚽👶💔 #nephewlove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

  Commentary:
  "Your eyes are homesick for your bed during a yawn, shedding tears of nostalgia 🛏️😥 Who knew yawning could be so emotional?! Time for some cozy bedtime stories to cheer up those sleepy peepers! 📖😴"

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