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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

1 month ago

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

3 months ago

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

3 months ago

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

3 months ago

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

3 months ago

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

3 months ago

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

3 months ago

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

3 months ago

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

3 months ago

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

3 months ago

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

3 months ago

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

3 months ago

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

3 months ago

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

3 months ago

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

3 months ago

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

3 months ago

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

3 months ago

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

3 months ago

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

3 months ago

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

3 months ago

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

3 months ago

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

3 months ago

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

3 months ago

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

3 months ago

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

3 months ago

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

3 months ago

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

3 months ago