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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Going viral on Telegram:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Trending via Twitch:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Just landed via Threads:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Spotted on Telegram:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Going viral on TikTok:

All roads lead to disappointment.

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96 shares on Threads this month:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Just landed via Slack:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Making waves on TikTok:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Breaking via Reddit:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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