Funny quotes looks

34 Funny looks quotes

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025