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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Spotted on WeChat:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Going viral on Messenger:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Reported on Instagram:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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44 Funny looks quotes

Funny looks quotes 😂 are the perfect remedy for a dull day, serving up laughter with a side of wit and charm. Whether it’s a sideways glance 😏 or a raised eyebrow 🤨, these quotes capture the hilarity in everyday expressions. Ready to brighten your mood and share a chuckle? Dive into a world where every look tells a story, and every story is a punchline waiting to happen! 😄

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5 days ago
Share →: Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Commentary:
Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! 🥔✨
7 days ago
Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
1 week ago
Share →: When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Commentary:
Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
1 month ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"
2 months ago
Share →: Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Commentary:
"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Commentary:
"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼‍♀️🏆😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Commentary:
"Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they're on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄"
2 months ago
Share →: An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a real case of mistaken identity! 😂🤔 #SeeingDouble #Twinsies"
2 months ago
Share →: This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Commentary:
When your gratitude journal ends up serving as your way to remember milk and eggs 🥛🍳—guess even gratitude has a shopping list now! 📝🛒 Talk about a grocery run for good vibes! 😄✨
3 months ago
Share →: My body looks like I have a great personality.

Commentary:
😆 "My body looks like I have a great personality… Yep, my abs are hiding under layers of charm and wit! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a six-pack when you've got a six-sense of humor, am I right? 😂 #BodyConfidenceGoals"

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Live now on WeChat:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Just shared via YouTube:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Trending via Slack:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Spotted on Discord:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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