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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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44 Funny looks quotes

Funny looks quotes 😂 are the perfect remedy for a dull day, serving up laughter with a side of wit and charm. Whether it’s a sideways glance 😏 or a raised eyebrow 🤨, these quotes capture the hilarity in everyday expressions. Ready to brighten your mood and share a chuckle? Dive into a world where every look tells a story, and every story is a punchline waiting to happen! 😄

New funny looks quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! 🥔✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
2 weeks ago
Share →: When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
1 month ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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"Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"
2 months ago
Share →: Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼‍♀️🏆😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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"Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they're on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄"
2 months ago
Share →: An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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"Sounds like a real case of mistaken identity! 😂🤔 #SeeingDouble #Twinsies"
3 months ago
Share →: This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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When your gratitude journal ends up serving as your way to remember milk and eggs 🥛🍳—guess even gratitude has a shopping list now! 📝🛒 Talk about a grocery run for good vibes! 😄✨
3 months ago
Share →: My body looks like I have a great personality.

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😆 "My body looks like I have a great personality… Yep, my abs are hiding under layers of charm and wit! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a six-pack when you've got a six-sense of humor, am I right? 😂 #BodyConfidenceGoals"