The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem. Posted on5 hours ago
Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this. Posted on8 hours ago
At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s. Posted on9 hours ago
Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry. Posted on10 hours ago
Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there. Posted on21 hours ago
When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. Posted on21 hours ago
Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering. Posted on2 days ago
One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant. Posted on2 days ago
Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks. Posted on2 days ago
I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. Posted on3 days ago
Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining. Posted on4 days ago