Funny Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh and Fall in Love All Over Again! 💘😂

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

May 12, 2024May 12, 2024

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Nov 2, 2023Nov 2, 2023

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Oct 26, 2023May 6, 2024

Love is in the air fryer.

Oct 25, 2023May 6, 2024

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Oct 1, 20233 months ago

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Sep 25, 20233 months ago

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Sep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Sep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Sep 23, 20233 months ago

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Sep 23, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Sep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 3, 2023

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 1, 2023

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023