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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Trending via Facebook:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Live now on WhatsApp:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Spotted on TikTok:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Live now on Snapchat:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Just landed via Slack:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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515 Funny love quotes

Funny love quotes add a humorous spin to the often serious world of romance! ❤️😂 Whether it’s playful jabs at relationship dynamics or witty takes on affection, these quotes will make you laugh while celebrating the lighter side of love. Enjoy a smile and a chuckle with your sweetheart! 😄💘

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2 days ago
Share →: Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Commentary:
When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
3 days ago
Share →: I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺
3 days ago
Share →: The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Commentary:
When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
4 days ago
Share →: I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Commentary:
Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
4 days ago
Share →: “OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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When your charm is "clinically" approved 😂🩺
4 days ago
Share →: I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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When I put on my Adam Sandler clothes, my couch automatically turns into the VIP section 🍿🛋️😂
4 days ago
Share →: Being a little freak is my love language.

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Embracing my inner weirdo is how I say "I care" 🦄💖😜
4 days ago
Share →: I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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"Unleashing my brainwaves on the internet like a digital confetti cannon! 🎉🧠💥"
4 days ago
Share →: I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Falling in love? No thanks, I'd rather fall into my knitting projects instead! 🧶💘
4 days ago
Share →: I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

Commentary:
Stirring the pot like a Victorian drama queen! 🥀🥣✨

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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Making waves on X:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Trending via Snapchat:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Shared recently on WeChat:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Trending via TikTok:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Trending via Instagram:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Live now on WeChat:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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