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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

85 shares on Threads this month:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

15 shares on Discord this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

89 shares on X this month:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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IP address? You mean the bathroom?

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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