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337 Funny love quotes

Funny love quotes add a humorous spin to the often serious world of romance! ❤️😂 Whether it’s playful jabs at relationship dynamics or witty takes on affection, these quotes will make you laugh while celebrating the lighter side of love. Enjoy a smile and a chuckle with your sweetheart! 😄💘

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

5 days ago

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

5 days ago

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

6 days ago

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

1 week ago

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

1 week ago

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

1 week ago

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

1 week ago

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

1 week ago

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

1 week ago

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

1 week ago

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

1 week ago

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

1 week ago

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

3 weeks ago

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

3 weeks ago

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

1 month ago

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

1 month ago

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

1 month ago

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

1 month ago

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

1 month ago

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

1 month ago

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

1 month ago

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

1 month ago

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

1 month ago

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

1 month ago

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

1 month ago

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

1 month ago

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

1 month ago

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

1 month ago

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

1 month ago

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

1 month ago