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That's why my selfies always look like I'm ready for a witness protection program 😂📸❤️
12 Funny loved quotes
No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.
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That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship!
Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.
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Trying to decide if my inbox or my heart is emptier right now 😂📧💔
Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.
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I'm multitasking so hard, even my phone is asking for a break 😅📱❤️
Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.
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Talk about car-ma! Sure hope he has GPS to navigate through the tears 😂🚗💔
Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.
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Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.
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"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙♂️💌✨"
Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.
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"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.
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"Ah, the classic 'make everyone mad and see who sticks around' strategy! 😅🔥 #NotRecommended"
For Halloween, I wanna be loved.
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Dressing up as a burrito, because who doesn't love those? 🌯❤️🎃