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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Making waves on Discord:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Going viral on TikTok:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Breaking via Messenger:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Funny luxury quotes bring a sparkling twist to the world of opulence 💎✨, mixing wit and wealth with a playful punch 😄💼. Whether you’re dreaming of diamond-studded days or just love a cheeky take on high-end living 🥂🛥️, these gems will make luxury feel lighthearted and fun. Ready to laugh your way through lavishness? Let’s dive in and sparkle with humor! 🎉😂

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6 days ago
Share →: It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Commentary:
Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸
7 days ago
Share →: Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
7 days ago
Share →: I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Commentary:
Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
1 week ago
Share →: I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Commentary:
Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂
1 week ago
Share →: My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Commentary:
Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
1 week ago
Share →: Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Commentary:
"Corporate life hack: Pretend the office coffee is a $9 latte by adding a dash of imagination! ☕🤑 #OfficeGourmet"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Commentary:
"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Commentary:
"Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Commentary:
"Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Reported on Discord:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Just landed via Slack:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Going viral on Snapchat:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Going viral on Reddit:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Spotted on Facebook:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Going viral on Pinterest:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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