25 Funny luxury quotes

• I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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  2 months ago

  Bali, choice, destination, hope, i, Japan, luxury, Maldif, next, stress, Switzerland, time, travel, vacation

• Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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  2 months ago

  buy, definitely, ever, fun, happiness, humor, jet, jet ski, joy, luxury, money, person, sad, seen, ski, sport, sure, water, water sport

• You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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  2 months ago

  board, board game, game, humor, irony, jail, luxury, luxury tax, money, Monopoly, old, old game, people, person, rich, rich person, tax, tell, wealth

• It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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  2 months ago

  desk, dining, eating, front, fun, getting, hamburger, humor, i, indulgence, just, love, luxury, mirror, restaurant, room, room service, service, solo, solo dining

• Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, entertainment, humor, life, lifestyle, luxury, observation, party, people, rich, social, social life, videos, watch, wealth

• I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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  2 months ago

  advertising, application, beauty, consumer, consumer humor, course, expensive, humor, i, love, luxury, luxury products, products, sarcasm, say, skincare

• I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, city, comedy, humor, i, jealousy, luxury, money, much, satire, sex, show, TV, TV Show, upset, watch

• My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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  2 months ago

  am, apparently, back, cat, dissatisfaction, fancy, food, household, humor, i, irony, job, luxury, matter, new, owner, pet, reason, rent, shopping, store, unhappy

• Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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  2 months ago

  9, coffee, comparison, expense, free, hit, humor, iced, iced latte, latte, luxury, never, office, preference, unfortunately

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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  2 months ago

  account, aspiration, balance, being, difficulty, envy, expectations, financial, financial difficulty, financial envy, having, house, house shopping, houses, humor, humor about money, i, kitchen, lifestyle, luxury, me, million, money, priorities, property, sarcasm, shopping, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, worth, zero

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