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3 weeks ago
Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Commentary:
"Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"
1 month ago
Share →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Commentary:
"Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"
2 months ago
Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Commentary:
Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋
2 months ago
Share →: The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Commentary:
Looks like the real luxury isn't in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉
3 months ago
Share →: Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Commentary:
"Who says money can't buy happiness? Just wait till you're sipping cocktails on a tropical beach, then suddenly money starts looking an awful lot like joy in liquid form! 🍹💸😄"
5 months ago
Share →: If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Commentary:
"Who needs bigger rooms to clean when you can just hire someone to do it for you? 😆💰 #RichWifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Commentary:
"Me, budgeting with $33 left after paying bills: Let's check out Land Rovers and practice my manifestation skills 🚙💸 Who needs groceries when you can have off-road adventure, right? #Priorities 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pinnacle of luxury is not having an alarm clock harshly interrupt your dreams! 💤 Who needs a 5-star hotel when you have the blissful autonomy to wake up naturally? 😎 Bonus points if you can snooze until noon! 🕛 #SleepGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Commentary:
Oh, the dream team for all your domestic troubles! 🍳🕴️‍♀️🧹 Who needs therapy when you can have a chef cooking up delicious meals, a butler at your service, and a maid keeping things spick and span? Surely a recipe for a stress-free life, right? 😄 #DomesticBlissGoals