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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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I’ve been a main character since birth.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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I have thought one billion times about everything.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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